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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

But tell me again how “making it” means people don’t fuck with you on that antiblackness tip
(side note: Bless Anthony Mackie for keeping all this shit in the open)

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#anthony mackie #captain america 

sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

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@1 day ago with 178526 notes
#nicki minaj #i love her 
fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

This embroidery is so lumping sweet! You should like, totally buy it.
BUMPS!
www.iggystarpup.etsy.com

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

This embroidery is so lumping sweet! You should like, totally buy it.

BUMPS!

www.iggystarpup.etsy.com

(via femme-gone-rogue)

@1 day ago with 516 notes
#embroidery #crafts #inspiration 
note-a-bear:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit


woooooow

note-a-bear:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

woooooow

@1 day ago with 33567 notes
#florida 

goddammitstacey:

1/∞ Queer Reads - Fingersmith by Sarah Waters

That’s it. That’s the rec.

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@2 days ago with 1924 notes
#fingersmith #basically 
ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight

sleek and elegant predator right here yo

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@14 hours ago with 45237 notes
#cats #gif 
@1 day ago with 92449 notes
#omg 

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via orgasmic-humor)

@1 day ago with 96295 notes
#stfu 

"The police department told BuzzFeed that it did not know if the incident would be classified as a hate crime, but said the investigation would continue for months."

quote from this article about a shooting at TWO jewish community centers TWO where the shooter said “HEIL HITLER” before killing jews

fuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyou

HOW CAN THIS NOT BE ANTISEMITISM OR A HATE CRIME IF HE WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS TO KILL JEWS AND SAID HEIL HITLER ON THE NIGHT BEFORE PASSOVER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(via theroguefeminist)

He was also a grand dragon in the KKK, founded something called the White Patriot Party, tried to run radio ads back in 2010 where he ranted publically about Jews, and literally wrote a book on racial purity. If he could have worn a flashing neon sign that stated “I hate Jews and am a humongous racist and an antisemite” he most likely would have.

(via dickensianwerewolf)

But yeah…let’s just hold out for some stronger evidence…

(via rococobutter)

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@2 days ago with 2467 notes
#antisemitism 
@2 days ago with 5921 notes
#obama